Disclaimer: The subject of this story is a client of mine and I am being compensated to write this article.
I recently read a comment in the Seattle Times about a woman thanking a construction firm for their help. She had gone walking and had a surprise call to nature. She found herself near a construction site and asked a worker there for help. With safety regulations now requiring portable toilets for construction workers, the worker she met became her porta-potty prince. He even stood by just in case there was a problem.
With COVID-19 almost behind us and the economy ready to surge upwards, the porta-potty business is in great position to profit for a small business, a large business, or even an established construction firm. Not only are most contractors already booked for jobs, but a construction firm providing porta-pottys can make sure their construction projects have priority. porta-potty businesses provide not only porta-pottys, but have the vehicles, trailers, and equipment to provide waste management. Want not, waste not.
I have a friend, who was a silent partner in a porta-potty business. The business partner has decided to retire and move to the east coast where his son and family live. My friend now has twenty porta-pottys, a trailer for hauling them (including rails to keep them standing up securely), and a truck to pull the trailer complete with tools for repair and clean up.
In addition to the porta-pottys there is also a truck just like the ones used by septic tank pumping and collecting businesses with all the hoses and connections needed. Everything is up-to-date and in great working order.
Not only is the price very affordable, but my friend is in a prime position to provide clients with a guarantee for a year of assistance . . . and maybe beyond. If you have a construction firm, owning this business could both save you money and make you money.
As Washington starts to open up for fairs, carnivals, farmers markets, concerts, and athletic events a porta-potty owner is pretty much assured of clients and profit almost immediately. For confidential information on details and prices, please text your interest to 253-209-4071.
Mr. Doman,
Your article was interesting and fun to read. It must be the first ever Infocommercial published in The Suburban Times.
Your article is a good service too, because it presents a money saving and / or money making opportunity.
If only I were young again, I might well send you a TEXT of interest.
Joseph Boyle
Joseph,
Oh, god . . . I miss you.
Don
I can almost always identify your articles by the punish titles so, though I assumed the porta-potty tagline was associated with you, like Joe, I found it more business-like than expected. My thoughts were that you were going to comment on the number of “facilities” that have recently been added to Ruston Way, even taking up parking space at the hotel….made me wonder if the hotel was having plumbing issues in the middle of the heat wave.
So we now have fewer places to park on Ruston but more places to “p___”. Enjoy the 4th!!
Nan,
Well, I hope I’ve never “pun” ished anyone. I try to give people the real poop . . . or scoop . . . I mean scope in a business -like manner.
Thanks for sharing.
Don
p.s. Did you know my sister Marsha well at TACID?
D