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Westside Story – Life-Saving COVID-19 Precaution

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My son-in-law, who is a Phi Beta Kappa, uses his smarts to know something about everything. Why just the other day, he sent me a copy of his blueprints for his patented design of a brand new cutting edge life-saving Covid – 19 precaution device. 

Using the instructions he included in his how-to hide from disease video, I went out to my shop and within 45 minutes had successfully built my own filter. 

Reference the photo below of me modeling his disease fighting filter system.

WS-Coughy-Filter

You have to admit, my son-in-law comes up with some creative ideas.

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  1. Oh my, this is just the kind of puns I usually come up with, Joe! Love it! Thank you for the laugh!

  2. Ingenious! Improvisation in an emergency. It’s nice to have a laugh in all this down news.
    Stay well

  3. To Parents of School-aged Children:

    School has been canceled due to the COVID-19 pandemic. While your kids are not as susceptible to the virus, they could very well be carriers of it.

    They should be kept INSIDE, not roaming around as if they are on vacation as seen in my neighborhood yesterday.

  4. Yeah! You kids, stop riding your bikes up and down the street. You aren’t allowed fresh air. Go back inside and play X-BOX for 24/7. GET OFF MY LAWN!!

  5. Joe,
    We thought your newly developed precaution device was most creative and was wondering if you will make them available to order on line for us old folks that have been told to stay at home? A personal question, will you be able to use them when riding on your motor cycle?
    Van

  6. Funny. You look an awful lot like my dad who sent me that pic he took of himself last week. Maybe you’re long lost brothers!??!

  7. Hey Joe,
    It’s easy to acknowledge the fact that U don’t need to cut a hole to drink UR coffee. This filtered mask is so thin Coffee can go right through the mask without lifting the bottom or either side.
    Happy drinking!!!

    Praise B to God ?

  8. Hey Joe,
    It’s easy to acknowledge the fact that U don’t need to cut a hole to drink UR coffee. This filtered mask is so thin Coffee can go right through the mask without lifting the bottom or either side.
    Happy drinking!!!

    Praise B to God ?

    • Robert,

      I am so sorry. I get it. You, being smarter than most, were planning to use coffee filters as toilet paper. Genius!

      Joseph Boyle