Captions that go nicely with this photo…
#1: There is absolutely no reason kids as young as this should have cell phones.
#2. The photo gives new meaning to an old child care pronouncement. “Hey, your son’s diaper is loaded”.
DISCLOSURE: I did not write or create this piece, nor did I take the photo. It probably came from the net and was sent to me by one of my readers.
With all the news about the gun haters vs. the 2A citizens, I just had to share it so we can lighten up just a bit before our holiday. It will be much better to share my column on Thanksgiving for a couple of holiday laughs vs. getting into a big food fight with your Uncle Louie regarding gun rights vs. gun confiscation.
Maybe you can create your own comical captions for the photo. If appropriate, feel free to share your caption(s) in our article comments section.
Have a great Thanksgiving and please save me some pumpkin pie.
Well, okay, okay, I am not totally innocent. I did have something to do with writing the column, but I did not take the photo.
Now that I have fessed up, may I have a second piece of pumpkin pie?
Joseph Boyle
My daughter created a photo captiion when she asked, “Dad, is that open carry or concealed carry”?
So far she wins the photo caption contet. If she is still number 1 when the clock strikes 12 midnight, I will buy her an espresso at Amity Coffee Shop.
Joseph Boyle
Joe,
So, was it Colt or Pampers who created men equal? Or does it just Depend?
Don
Don,
Thanks for commenting.
You mentioned “Depend”.
You should realize that “Depend(s)” are diapers for old people; you know, about your age.
Joseph Boyle
This kid is going to be a real pistol when he grows up — if he grows up!
Mary,
Your comment has provided some fun humor.
Joseph Boyle – A guy who loves a good laugh.
Calling 911 for a loaded diaper?
P. Rose,
Thanks to you for adding to the fun.
When the kid n the photo grows up, he is going to get a bang out of the photo captions connected to his photo.
Joseph Boyle
I think the kid is using the phone to find a full magazine, as his gun has no bullets (or as VP Biden would say, “clips”) in it. So, it is totally safe! To be clear, I am not advocating for the unsafe use of any weapon, especially by former vice presidents who don’t know a bullet from a clip or a magazine! I imagine his Secret Service detail has lots of guns WITH bullets, too.
Smith and Messen.
Automatic Pooper Shooter.
Beretta Wetter.
Pamper Packen Peter Posted Picture of Pacifier.
Nice creative contribution to our gun packin fun.
Joseph Boyle