A friend on Facebook this morning wrote that she is “in the market for a new dishwasher,” that hers had been “out of order” for some time now. The friend was soliciting recommendations on “why you love your dishwasher.”
So people were responding to her in-need-of-dishwasher-
I responded as well:
I love my dishwasher. She has never needed replacing, consistently performs beyond expectations, and has wonderful capacity. I wouldn’t sell her, trade her, or buy an upgrade. They just don’t make ’em like her anymore. In just a few days my dishwasher and I will have been married 41 years.