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Westside Story – 180 Feet East or West Makes A Difference

February 22, 2019 By Joe Boyle

Depending on your age snow can be fun or frustrating.

Age 2-17 + snow + shovel = fun

Age 18 & up + snow + shovel = frustration

EXAMPLE #A: Kids 2 – 17, parents, and grandparents dig in the snow with their shovels to create an igloo snow tunnel. They had fun. Can you tell the grandfather is a top caliber Engineer? I can.

EXAMPLE B: Age 18 & up digging in the snow with their shovels to extricate a UPS truck loaded with packages that are stuck on a steep drive. The truck and packages to be delivered refuse to move up the hill but show a strong propensity to slide off the driveway destroying a yard light and a maple tree. If the adults digging in the snow are not careful, the truck could roll over and pancake the homeowner. A UPS truck crushing a homeowner could make for a funny funeral as friends and family gaze into the open casket and then bust out laughing as they spot the UPS logo imprinted on the front of the guest of honor’s winter jacket.

In summing up, it is interesting to note that although the parties in both photos shoveled snow, the adults 180 feet east of the kids and the kids 180 feet west of the adults have an entirely different perspective and attitude when it comes to shoveling snow. Fun Vs. Frustration.

Perspective and attitude. Aah yes, what a difference age plus 180 feet can make.

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About Joe Boyle

Joe’s life is divided into 3 chapters. Chapter I: 25+ years in business including Estate Planning with New York Life, Revenue Officer with the U.S. Treasury Department, Sales Representative and gas main Extension King with Washington Natural Gas Company, Real Estate Broker, investor, developer, and property manager. Chapter II: 25 years in public service as a Pierce County Deputy Sheriff between the ages of 45 and 70. Chapter III: Began with an April Fool’s Day 2013 retirement and involves The Arts including Writing, Comedy, and the Blues. Currently Joe is a creator on Westside Story, The Benny's & Joey’s Quiz with Publisher Ben Sclair and Double Take with author / columnist Susanne Bacon. Joe has performed as an actor locally and done stand-up comedy in Seattle, Tacoma, New Jersey, and Las Vegas.

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